Sunday, October 28, 2012

I’ve been contemplating this for quite some time now. The following is my take on who should be called one of the most beautiful. My general idea is to go for the girls who outshine others based on their natural beauty. Too many women these days drown themselves in make up to bring out this “natural beauty” of theirs, but all it does, in my opinion, is hide it further.

The following women, in my opinion, look good regardless with or sans make up.

1.

Janice Man

Often noted by my girlfriend as the hottest woman in China, Janice just has one of those faces that you can’t help but stare at because of how beautiful it is.

2.

Hyori Lee

Commonly known as the soju girl, because of her not-so-recent chain of advertisements done in Korea that reach mainstream America, the title doesn’t do justice for this incredibly talented woman. Being a Kpop sensation for the past decade, she’s more than just an idol. She’s one of the OG Korean dancers that started the trend of hot skinny girls dancing in music videos that attract tons of publicity.

In short, all guys want her and all girl want to be like her.

The wonderful thing about her is that she wears only a minimal amount of make up in the videos I’ve seen of her, and she looks phenomenal. This just ties back into that whole natural beauty thing I was going on about—but seriously, she’s got it.

3. 

Namie Amuro

Although not a very well known music artist, at least where I’m from, her work is truly incredible—even to this day. In my personal opinion, there are very few who’ve worked up to her standards. And on top of it all, her beauty is timeless.

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This post is currently a work in progress. I’ll have more to add to this list in time.

Friday, October 5, 2012
Monday, September 24, 2012

Treading on the line of what’s acceptable to provoke a response is one of the oldest tricks ever girls use to get out of a relationship without having to take responsibility for it.

Basically, she’ll push and push until you, rightfully so, comment on her behaviour and when you do she’ll throw it back in your face. When it happens she’ll accuse you of being controlling, jealous, distrusting and so on, doing everything she can to paint you out as a bad boyfriend and her the poor victim.

Once that’s established she is free to break up with you, look good doing it, and run to whatever guy she’s been eyeing while he looks like a knight in shining armour and you like an asshole no one who hears her story would want to date.
And it will be a lot of girls since the best way to cement her “truth” is to tell it to as many as possible.

Confront her about expressing unsuitable interest for another man while in a relationship with you. Chances are you already lost but this will at least save you some dignity. Just make sure to spread the word around a bit about her behaviour before you do, asking your friends/family for advice on your relationshit is a good way to do so, so she can’t flip it all on you.

Friday, September 7, 2012

It’s a bit unsettling how similar this girl looks like compared to Mimi. When I first saw the video, I had to do a double-take just to make sure my eyes weren’t deceiving me. I’d love to rub this in her face, telling Mimi how “this would be what you would look like if you were Korean, and not short.”

I’m sure I’d have a good laugh on that one.

What’s even more unsettling is that this second picture is one of the exact same girl. Wow Kpop industries do wonders. The first picture reminded me of Mimi, which says something about how she looks. Then this second picture, of the same girl, looks smoking hot. I mean, holy crap man, how do they do this. Make up is to be worshiped for life.

Thank you, the Gods of Make up, for making women on this earth beautiful for us men.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

I have a question for all the promiscuous girls out there. I’m assuming you do this because you like lots of sex and sex is easy to get for you.

Do all of you never want a boyfriend/husband?

Because, if you’re slutty and cheat, no man will ever want you as a serious partner. Just as a casual fuck or a ‘girlfriend’ he uses for sex and doesn’t give a shit about. or a really desperate guy who can’t do better. you’ll be settled for. Sluts are basically unlovable.

You can still be a fun cool girl and a good friend. But no one will ever hold romantic feelings for you unless they’re beyond desperate. Do you acknowledge this and accept it because you prefer to just have casual sex? If so, that’s fine. But if you act like this, then get mad when guys don’t want you, why? It’s like being a theif, then getting mad when people don’t trust you around valuables.

Monday, August 27, 2012

Motivation 1

If you had to fight a fit guy like me over your girl, I’d ravage your ass and take her.
You okay with that?

When your girl is out with her friends, she’s checkin’ me out because I’ve worked hard to improve my appearance and it shows.
You okay with that?

People look at you and laugh. People use you as a benchmark to change their own habits.
You okay with that?

Don’t be one of these assholes making pathetic recurring attempts to change their lifestyle. Don’t whine about it.
You’ve got self-discipline and nothing else in this life. You’ve got one try: To fail once is to fail every time.
In six months, you’re either going to be a pathetic, guilt-ridden failure, or a fucking tribute to human will.
Your bitch of a mother-in-law will make comments like, “I can’t believe it…”
Your girl will get nervous about how much you can accomplish just by setting your mind to it and start asking you to tell her she’s good enough for you.
Assholes who taunted you will have nothing… NOTHING… to say.
You did something they either simply couldn’t even begin, or tried to do and failed miserably.

And then when my girl is out with her friends, she’ll be checking you out, motherfucker.

Let’s do this. 

Friday, August 24, 2012

Emilia Clark is so beautiful.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Watching Batman really rekindled a fondness of mine for Anne Hathaway. Maybe it was the Princess Diaries from so many years ago, but she’s always seemed quite enchanting.

But it might just be because she looked so bad ass and hot at the same time in Batman movie.

I mean, how could you not love this adorable face? I don’t care that she’s 30. She’s just one of those exceptions.

Friday, August 17, 2012

To all you vegans out there

You’re ending the life of plants when you choose to be vegan.

Everything must feed everything else, which again feeds everything else before returning to the ground, to help feed things in the future.

Whether its an animal, plant, fungi, bacteria, etc, you kill a fuckload of it intentionally or unintentionally.

Try to be rational. I don’t condone animal abuse, or even mass slaughter, but all things die at some point.

Wake up and realize your own hypocrisy.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

I’ve had the honor of experiencing many a woman in my day, and have compiled a (relatively) thorough deduction of the types of women there are out there based on their ethnicity. However, I’ve only ever dated Asian women. Albeit that this experience was not a scientific compilation because it was simply the different experiences I’ve had throughout most of my youth and going into my adulthood, I deem them first hand experiences and therefore valid at least to myself even if not to anyone else.

For the record, I know that the things I say will come off as misogynistic. I know that it will sound like it’s coming from a douchebag. And quite frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. Facts are facts and nobody’s forcing anything on anyone.

The Japanese Woman

I had a fascination with Japanese girls early on in life. Probably due to my obsession with anime and spending most of my summers reading anime in Barnes & Noble. I honestly wished to live in the iconic Japanese prefecture town and go to school spending most of my days studying hard. With this dream, it was a tacit wish that I wanted to meet the girl of my dreams while studying in school as well. I yearned for an early experience in love, hoping that I would find someone to match.
But that’s enough background info on why I sought Japanese women for a period of time.

Japanese girls are actually quite loyal and live up to their sterotype in being shy and quiet. They take the relationship quite seriously and will easily look toward the long run. Luckily for me, that’s the idealized loyalty and future that I wanted for my first love. It sounds like an angel in heaven doesn’t it? Well that’s about all that’s great about Japanese girls. Sure you can look into the long run, but that’s if you can survive the short run. Japanese girls tend to be extremely picky (even more-so than you would normally expect from Asian girls) and are sticklers on mannerisms. If you don’t eat properly in front of her or show polite behavior, then she’ll show it. If she’s nice, she’ll give you an earful lecture about your behavior. If she’s not, then she’ll brood in a corner giving you sharp looks every now and then. God forbid if you ever disrespect her father even by accident. If you ever end up with a Japanese girl, pray that you get one that prefers open communication.

And if they’re nit picky and loyal, then you can bet that they come with the whole package—they’re get quite attached. Japanese girls tend to be the most needy of any Asian girl. It might not show in the sense that they’ll want attention all the time, but they seem to want to have some what of a control of what you’re doing all day-every day. All that aside, you better make sure you get your money’s worth in the bedroom. Unlike what JAV models portray, not all Japanese girls are willing to give it up so easily. You gotta actually work for it; and when you do achieve VIP guest pass status, the sex is only ehh.

Fun scale: 5/10
Sex scale: 6/10
Settling-down potential: 10/10

The Korean Woman

I don’t know about most people, but I had a phase where I was really into Korean music. They just seemed so cool with all the rapping and stripped hiphop. And that’s only the guys. The Korean girls are always so hot. It wasn’t until later that I learned 80% of all Korean girls (at least in Korea) have gotten plastic surgery at some point. But hey, I’m not a stickler about that. Plastic or not, I’d tap it.

Korean girls are definitely a lot of fun. They’re your drinking buddy. They’re your party buddy. They’re your fuck buddy. And I cannot emphasize this enough. These girls, of all Asian girls, really know how to give you a good time in bed. It must be the culture or something, but Korean girls are actually quite fit—most of the time, anyway (sorry Jonbob). What I love most about Korean girls is that they’re hot and they’re easy and bonus points if they’re into Korean food (‘cause goddamn that K-town BBQ is so delicious).

However, that ride swings both ways. Take your eyes off her for too long and she’ll be flirting with another guy. Give her a couple of beers and who knows what she’s doing with him on the balcony. It comes into play, then, what you’re actually looking for in a girl. If you’re looking for a long-term relationship, I’d say you knocked up the wrong tree. If you’re looking for a pleasurable one-night-stand, then I’d say Korean girls are the jackpot for that.

Fun scale: 10/10
Sex scale: 10/10
Settling-down potential: 2/10

The Chinese Woman

I’m pretty sure half the world already knows what to expect from Chinese women. But I’m gonna go into it anyway. Chinese women come in two flavors. Americanized and Fresh off the Boat. Every time a guy meets a girl from China, the rumors instantly appear that she’s only with him for a green card. I know for a fact that only the lowest of the low tier women in China are that desperate. Most Chinese women can just find an overseas job and apply for immigration and get her own green card without the need for any tedious marriage. You think most women WANT to get married, pump out a couple of children all in exchange for a plastic card? Well, I’m not going to back that claim up too much, but it’s definitely not most women. Green card and citizen status aside, Chinese women are interested in something much more liquid than that. Hong Kong women (and Taiwanese women), in particular, have a knack for finding wealthy men and marrying into their money. They don’t need to find a white guy for that.

Enough about fobs, though. Americanized Chinese women, on the other hand, are sadly not that different. I’ll give it to them that they’re more liberal and open minded, but their end-goal is the same. They want a wealthy man and live a wealthy life. That’s not to say that they’re all freeloaders, though. Chinese women are highly intelligent. Most hardworking Chinese women find themselves making six figures easily even in today’s economy. But you, as the man, would have to live up to that. Are you okay with making less money than your wife? I’m not, so that’s why I have to step up my game and ensure that doesn’t happen.

Other than the obvious previously stated, Chinese women are actually very pleasant and is an agreeable partner to settle down with. Not to mention you have a better pick of the crop than from, say, Koreans and Vietnamese girls. It’s just easier to find a good looking Chinese girl, you know? I’m not saying there aren’t any good looking Koreans or Viets out there, I’m saying it’s harder to find them. Hot Chinese girls are just everywhere these days.

Plus the sex is very good. I would know.

Fun scale: 8/10
Sex scale: 9/10
Settling-down potential: 9/10

The Vietnamese Woman

Vietnamese girls, for the most part, are very easy going. They’re also polite and quite submissive. If you’re annoyed by that, then you’re shit out of luck. If you’re into that, then you’ve found your girl. Viet girls always want to go out and have fun, regardless of how broke your or her wallet is. It doesn’t matter if it’s a trip to Vegas or a watching a casual sunset, anything works as long as it’s away from their home. I think this is only because the Vietnamese girl I dated had regular family quarrels and chose to stay away from home because of that, but hey, I’ve been wrong before.

In the bedroom, they’re quite the lay. I think I’ve had some of the best sex of my life with a Vietnamese girl. But that’s probably because she was my first, and guys tend to covet that. Vietnamese girls are easy to say “I love you” to you first, where as you may not be so inclined to. Are you catching on yet? I’ve joked about Chinese women wanting green cards before, but these gals actually want them. Life is pretty shit tier in Vietnam, and once they get a taste of America (haha), they never want to go back. 

That’s not to say that you’re being used solely for that purpose, however. Vietnamese women are actually quite supportive and caring. They’ll go out of their way to make sure that their significant other is okay. But that’s as far as the spectrum goes. They’re caring, are a great fuck, and the story ends there. Most Vietnamese girls, especially the immigrant ones, won’t have much of an education. And if they’re in school, they’ll probably do badly. I’m not being harsh, I’m being honest. That’s what the Vietnamese girl I was dating was like, and it showed in her intentions toward me. What they expect out of you is essentially to be a pillar of support for the rest of their life. They will happily be the wife that lives at home taking care of the kids while you’re out at work. If you’re okay supporting a family like that, then you’ve found your match.

That didn’t cut the cake for me though, so I dipped.

Fun scale: 7/10
Sex scale: 8/10
Settling-down potential: 3/10

The Filipino woman

Filipino girls are probably the most laid back and chill girls I know. They just honestly don’t give a fuck about the world around them. This girl I almost dated would smoke pot for most of the week nights and have beers regularly to pass the time. But I was okay with this because she was smoking hot. And man did she give spectacular blow jobs. Those lips, man. Those Filipino lips. And we can’t forget dat ass.

Filipino girls tend to strive for the artistic dreams like becoming a singer or model. Unsurprisingly, most of them are indeed great at singing. This girl of mine was no exception. Damn she could sing and it was hot. I don’t know if this is just me, but I really like girls who have an aspiring dream and are actively working toward it. It’s nice to be with someone who has goals and tries their best to meet them. Which is why sex with her was so fantastic. There’s nothing like cumming inside of a girl who has dreams of reaching the skies themselves one day. But maybe that really is just me and I’m just weird like that.

Anywho, so we’ve established that they’re great at singing and the sex is like fireworks. But there’s more to a relationship than just fantastic sex. Filipino girls don’t exactly work hard. They will try to find a way to do the bare minimum in just about everything. You’ll see this easily reflected in school work, but in other aspects as well. For instance, this girl would have that dream of becoming a singer,  but only gave it one shot early on in her life. After it didn’t really fly, she kind of just accepted her fate to work part time for the rest of her life—or until something comes to her (which rarely, if ever, happens).

In Filipino girls, I found what I was looking for at the time—a chill girl and a good fuck— but it ends there. I lost interest quickly after I got what I sought out. There was a hook, but there wasn’t neither a line nor a sinker so I just swam back out to sea.

Fun scale: 8/10
Sex scale: 7/10
Settling-down potential: 5/10